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Okay, so that's one down thanks to jolenesiah, another down thanks to Zanzibar (again), and two more to go...

[I may have to resort to making up the rest myself if nobody asks anything before December. Is there REALLY nothing you want to know about me? Am I that open that there's nothing left to wonder? :S]

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Yesterday my family had a twenty minute discussion... about... farting...

(I said one thing, no more...)

I was just trying to eat pie and they all started talking about it. Do you know how hard it is to eat pie when you're laughing hysterically?

My brother was saying how if it happens when they're hanging out, all the guys start ragging on the perpetrator, saying stuff like "that's not cool, man." I just informed him that it's not like that with girls, in my experience. If a girl does... that... usually everyone goes quiet for a bit, then resumes conversation and pretends it didn't happen.

ANYWAY there's no need to continue talking about that.

Today in Physio we disected a sheep brain. I did this before in Bio, and I was feeling kind of tired, so I didn't really want to touch it. I just kind of helped point out areas instead... And then Edith and Lindsay started talking about if they'd ever eaten dicks, which, to say the least, was weird for me.

It went something like this:
E: Have you ever eaten p-?
L: Huh? Like, what kind?
-I'm thinking 'WHAT?!'-
E: Like, lizard, or-
L: Lizard? That's kind of hard to get, don't you think?
E: Well what about bull p-?
L: Hm, or dog p-?
Me: Uh... why would you... uh...
E: It's for fertility, like the guys would eat it.

I thought guys were uncomfortable with that kind of stuff? Like, when we watched Hard Candy, my uncle and brother were cringing during that part where she "cuts off his balls." Or is it just for humans?

There's also the obvious double meaning here. I mean, how does "eating p-" not sound like it really means giving a blowjob? Seriously?

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Varsha had told me about how Nameless got some cheek fur, and I saw it today. And it really actually looks like cheek fur, like in a literal sense. It was funny. :P

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Angelica said she had a dream where that guy we were laughing about the other day was lifting stuff for her and he kept grunting and making that really funny breathing-through-his-teeth noise everytime. Scott imitated the guy and we laughed a lot. Ah, Weight Training memories.

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It was eighty degrees a couple of days ago, and now it's below sixty five. Man, what the hell? If the weather keeps shifting like this I'm going to get a major cold...

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How long have you been a Nutanger?
What kind of blogger would you consider yourself?
Have you ever been attacked by bears? What about other animals dressed up as bears?
1. Are you Asian in any way?
2.You dislike anything popular along anime/manga. You dislike anime/manga because it is popular or because it is Asian, or both?
3. What is The International Club of Sex Muffin Extraordinaires?
4. What is your ideal job?
5. Given the chance, would you turn back time? If yes, why?
6. If you had an extremely large aquarium, what would you put in it?
7. Do you use the Nutang toolbar?
8-10? [Your questions here!]

Non-members can ask questions too, I'm totally fine with that. I'm not sure who reads my blog besides Nutangers (and Angie...), but if there are any people... you can ask too.

[Except if it's "HAI CAN I HAZ CODE 4 MAKING MONEYS" or something.]

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Uhhh another uneventful day, I guess. I could make it seem exciting by placing emphasis on lots of little, strange things, but there weren't even enough of those to really do anything with.

Oh, I drew a couple of Econ comics. In that usual, crappy style of mine. Y'know what I'm talking about.

Were the ads at the bottom always blue? 'Cause I'm pretty sure they were green before. Yep.

Wow I have nothing to talk about. This is bad.

My brother asked me to buy him some Tag. I'm not sure why. I mean, I'm totally into Tag and all, but I'd feel uncomfortable if it was all over my brother. Really, really uncomfortable...

Been finding a lot of new webcomics lately. Like One Swoop Fell and that one with the characters named Murph and Jamie which I can't remember the name of at the moment. (The links are in the module, no need to do them here)

So yeah, if you're bored, you can just go check those out. I usually pick ones that have decent artwork and at the very least, English that won't make your eyes bleed. Humor is sometimes optional. (Most of them are funny though)

My mom asked if she could read my blog. I'm going to have to say no to that. I mean, it would probably be pretty bad if she saw my not-home personality versus my at-home personality. (The difference is that I swear and am much more indiscreet when not home...)

Good thing she's old. She'll probably forget. Just like she forgot when we went fishing and that hook caught my pinky, and when she threatened to put my birds' cage in the street and let the cars roll over it when I didn't clean my room...

I'm ending this boring entry here.

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What kind of blogger would you consider yourself?
Have you ever been attacked by bears? What about other animals dressed up as bears?
1. Are you Asian in any way?
2.You dislike anything popular along anime/manga. You dislike anime/manga because it is popular or because it is Asian, or both?
3. What is The International Club of Sex Muffin Extraordinaires?
4. What is your ideal job?
5. Given the chance, would you turn back time? If yes, why?
6. If you had an extremely large aquarium, what would you put in it?
7-10? [Your questions here!]

Just a few more questions, and I can answer them and we can try and get this interview thing really going.

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Varsha said she'd think of the dream I had whenever she saw [person]. It's funny, in an awkward, embarrassing way. It's definitely worse than her calling Nameless OOC... or BWUH.

Since I don't have anything to really talk about today, I figured I'd go through the nicknaming process. It is quite elaborate and dates back to the.... oh who am I kidding? Basically I just twist something until it's completely different than what I started with. For instance, this "OOC" thing:

Nameless -> Nameless Boy -> NB -> Nutter Butter -> Cookie -> Baked Good -> BG -> Bee Gees -> Disco -> "She likes disco and tastes like a tear" -> Out of Control -> OoC

There are actually lots of different ways to come up with the nickname. DC started with an idle thought, TBH (Teddy Bear Head) from a bad hair day, and Hatticus from well, a hat. And To Kill a Mockingbird, which I can't say I enjoyed. I think the 'prototype', so to speak, for Hatticus was Hat Boy, but I'm not sure.

Oh, and the first guy who got a nickname, way back when I was in sixth grade, didn't have a very interesting one. He just got called Bob because we didn't know his real name. Now that I'm older, I'm not quite sure why the hell I liked him in the first place...

Some people think I could be using my time in better ways. I say that yeah, I could, but I don't really care. :P

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What kind of blogger would you consider yourself?
Have you ever been attacked by bears? What about other animals dressed up as bears?
1. Are you Asian in any way?
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3. What is The International Club of Sex Muffin Extraordinaires?
4. What is your ideal job?
5. Given the chance, would you turn back time? If yes, why?
6. If you had an extremely large aquarium, what would you put in it?
7-10? [Your questions here!]

Holy crapsicles, people, it's not that hard to ask questions! :(

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My mom's private art students are here. They're kind of, to put it in her words, bratty.

There were a few minutes where all I could hear was "EEEEEEE! IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUTE! EEEEEEEE!"

Annoying as hell. I can't say I care much for the little girly girls.

Over the weekend I had a disturbing dream, which I told Varsha about today. It made her laugh uncontrollably. Actually, talking about it made me laugh uncontrollably too. Except I laughed so hard I cried.

I will not be discussing the dream any further, as it's... just weird.

This elementary school called, and they want us to sell pigs at their craft fair. My mom's interested, so this means lots of sewing/stuffing ahead. I don't mind stuffing, but I get kind of lazy with sewing. Hence only two animals for my friends so far. Although it's alright, since those only take a couple of hours (or just one if I actually try), and Lucy's birthday isn't until February. Alice's isn't until May, so I've got quite a while.

Dunno when Angelica's birthday is off the top of my head, but I have it written down somewhere. I'm pretty sure I said I'd make her cookies. Woo, baking, fun stuff.

When we were waiting in P.E. for the teacher to record our running times, Brian [background: dude who sits next to me for P.E. roll call] and I were talking about (bleh) college apps. I talked some about St. Johns and HPU, and Warren Wilson. He said he was going to San Jose State, and was probably going to live in the area because it was cheaper.

I guess he meant the college was cheaper, but this area is pretty damn expensive. I mean, the house I live in is supposedly worth like, half a million dollars or something. Inflation may be kicking the dollar's ass, but as far as I know, our money isn't worth THAT little yet.

Ummm yeah. (Whoa, it's only 4:35? It feels WAY later :S)

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Song I quite like at the moment:

Kudu - Playing House

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3. What is The International Club of Sex Muffin Extraordinaires?
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5. Given the chance, would you turn back time? If yes, why?
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It's only four more questions, people. And I know a lot more than four people read my blog, so not even all of you have to ask.

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Romeo's been scratching his head a lot. I'm starting to wonder if I should worry about that. It's cute, but I don't want him to be infested with parasites or something... :S

Okay, I just looked it up, and I think it's alright... (The site has this funny little section about "Poofing and Tail Wagging," haha. :P)

I feel like I never have anything to say on the weekends. :|

-Just got an email about Winter Formal... I doubt I'll go. Actually, I'm 99.99999997% sure I won't go. I haven't gone to any of the other formal dances, and unless something truly miraculous happens, there's no reason for me to go to this one.

Survey says:

"Using the following scale, how you would describe the audience's reaction to the 'Bolt' trailer(s)?

5- Played like gangbusters! (positive)
4
3
2
1- Yuk! (negative)"

What the hell is a gangbuster? Am I, as a "teenage movie-goer," supposed to recognize this phrase?

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We went shopping in Campbell.

There was this used book store (I think it was used, the name was Recycle Books or something). They had a cat, and we walked past the store after visiting some other places and the cat was sleeping in the window.

Also there was a cashier or something inside, I dunno how old he was, maybe thirties? I think it was him... somebody there smelled REALLY good. I was just looking around as my mom was paying and then this scent hit me and it was like "dang, what is that?" I thought it was a bodyspray type thing but I couldn't quite figure out where it was coming from. Anyway um, that was my little story of the day.

And... I got a new shirt! :D

It's from this place called 23 Skidoo, cool little um, shop thing. Not the greatest picture here, I know. :|

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5. Given the chance, would you turn back time? If yes, why?
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Nobody is asking. >:|

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Adding 'ladies' to the end of random things makes them seem more debonair.

"I have a sandwich for lunch.... ladies."
"I'm out of shampoo... ladies."
"Did that guy just get hit by a bus... ladies?"

Anyway, I've gotten three needles stuck in me this week! Boy oh boy, this is such fun.

My right arm still hurts a bit because the fabric of my sleeve or something keeps catching on the little needle-hole-bit. Or something. I dunno why it hurts.

My left arm now hurts because they gave me two shots in it. One for tetanus (or something like that) and one for menin-somethingIdon'tknowhowtospell. [Let's call it 'Disease M' for now]

Woohoo, neither of my arms is pain-free at the moment!

This calls for a celebration.

Original Goldfish drowining in hummus!


Earlier at school, I was walking towards Varsha's locker and I heard this guy say "how's my muffin doing?"

Contrary to popular belief, I did not jump him and say "oh, you handsome devil! I have become instantly attracted to you because you think I'm a baked good!" and then commence with various babymaking acts. Instead, I thought "whoa! What the hell?!"

It turns out that he was talking to his friend Martin though... which, to tell the truth, seems rather weird anyway. Or... maybe they're just very affectionate with each other... I don't know.

I could really go for some pizza right now. I think I need to cut down on my junkfood, though, I weighed nearly 120 lbs at the doctor's office and that's... kinda bad. I mean, it's within the healthy range but I'd rather be 115. Or less. Less is good too.

(She told me not to go on a diet or anything but bleh, I feel kinda fat right now. :/)

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Is this a Sparta Remix video? You bet your Swan Princess Barbie it is.

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