... So sayeth my grandma.

They only get a couple of cold days a year in Hawaii, apparently. And those days are not freezing cold.

Therefore, if you detest the cold with a vengeance and are loaded, I suggest moving to Hawaii.

What happened today... let me think...

I was almost completely out of it today. During Lunch I was staring at the ground and remarked that I felt that, should I lay down upon it, I would sink into the pavement. Alice grabbed me by the arm and said "Okay, let's go to the office and get you some help." :P

No idea what's wrong. You'd think I was taking drugs or something. If I'm like this normally though, I shudder to think of what my life would be like under the influence of illegal substances. Nope, I'm clean, people. At least, I am to my knowledge. If somebody's been slipping crack into my food or something that could be the problem.

Walked home with Alice, and we talked outside her house for a long time. I brought up the joke-flirting thing again. It's not really a big issue for either of us, we know it's not serious. Although I must admit, I'd find it extremely amusing if other people took it seriously.

There are pictures on my camera, I think, but I can't upload them right now. Using the laptop that was "designed for Windows 98," joyfulness.

I hate this thing. But it's better than nothing, I guess.

Alice refused to eat two Cheerios I gave her at school. Marina and I both urged her to just quickly consume them but she kept insisting she wasn't hungry and that her stomach hurt. Two Cheerios, man. That's like two calories. She never ate them. >:( Angie turned to me at Brunch when I was half-ranting about this and said "Wow, I didn't know she was this anorexic."

Text-only entries are boring when they're from me. I'm sorry. :(

My uncle explained to me why guys that act like jerks get all the girls. When they do act nice it makes it seem like it's worth a lot more. He gave me an example about American Idol, like when Paula says good stuff nobody cares because she always does, but when Simon says good stuff it matters because he never does. So yeah, that's how it works. But only on girls with low self-esteem. Which is most of them. [But guys, if you read it, don't use this as an excuse to act like an asshole]

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Hawaii has too many tsunamis and volcanoes, that cancels out the benefits of warmth.

I've always wondered what I would be like under the influence of illegal substances, the joke is that I might actually be "normal".

As far as cheerios, there are 70 calories in a serving/half cup? At least that's what I last remember seeing on some arbitrary amount of cheerios, so I imagine it wouldn't even be two.

Perhaps you could tell her that they take more energy to digest than you would get from them.
» ikimashokie on 2008-05-03 05:31:36

Maybe she's depressed. Sometimes when you're depressed it feels like if you eat even one morsel of anything then you'll throw up. I've never personally had that problem because I'm a huge pig, but some people do.

Yeah, I was totally thinking of Beauty and the Beast. I think the Beast was definitely more handsome as a beast than he was as a man at the end.

I think this text entry is very interesting indeed.


» Zanzibar on 2008-05-04 10:40:01

My sister lives in California and she gets cold at 70degrees too. I think it's a warm weather thing.
» smistasan on 2008-05-04 04:02:41

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