They get everywhere and they're small and hard to get rid of....

At least, I assume ticks are hard to get rid of. My fifth grade teacher said he got one in his cheek once and they had to burn it out.

I cut my hair yesterday, and today, and probably tomorrow too. (Yes I know I kinda sorta changed tenses there, but it's the same almost. No? Fine. I WILL cut my hair probaby tomorrow. I mean I probably will... oh screw this)

It's been a while since I've actually changed my haircut. I'm not saying I changed it though. It's just shorter. Again. As of well... a while ago, I'm perfectly content with the haircut I have. Or hairstyle or whatever.

There are some more pictures in the gallery, along with the usual comments courtesy of your dear randomjunk a.k.a. Randy, Queen of Random(ness). They aren't new, just... there now. Slightly bigger than in my posts.

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I will now tell you a story.

Once upon a time there were two horrible people. They were not horrible in nature, but they were horrible in everything else. And thus they were horrible people. They did not have names except for Horrible One and Horrible Two. But most people just called each of them Horrible One when they were separate because it seemed to make sense.

Horrible One and Horrible Two were most likely a man and a woman, although it is not certain. For all anybody knows they could have been two moldy, sponge covered pickled cheeses. They had a child-thing named Windex. Most people tended to call Windex by the nickname "How the hell did you come from two things as horrible as that?" At least, this appeared to be Windex's nickname, because it was the first thing everybody said to it when they saw it.

Windex was the Being of Disgusting Cuteness. If you do not know what this means, too bad. I don't have time to explain the intricate details of an eons-old legend.

The BDC's one quest in life is to eliminate all bald men. Unfortunately, as hair loss is quite common, many bald men must die at the BDC's hands. Or paws. Sometimes it is born as a fuzzy animal.

Usually the BDC waits until the bald target is old, because that's when the victim is most vulnerable after birth. The BDC never kills babies. It's too risky, because babies emit high amounts of bawldation, which is highly toxic to disgustingly cute entities.

When a bald man is old, the BDC puts on its mantaray of invisibility and quiety stalks the man until a time comes when it seems like a good idea to strike. At this point, the BDC kills with its razor sharp life-stopping radiation molecules. There is no escaping this sort of attack unless you have hair.

And that is why bald men die. Everyone else just dies because it's natural.

Windex killed some bald guys, then realized it was losing its own hair and was forced to murder itself. Because of this, some farcestorians believe that Windex was a man, but Quilhop's Law of Disgusting Cuteness clearly states that no beings with levels of cutetity higher than 500 can possibly be male.

Nobody really cares about this part of the story though. So Windex killed itself.

The end.

moldy, sponge-covered pickled cheeses? that just sounds gross. I don't even want to think about it. ew

re: yeah, he's got a lot of cans. about two week's worth. the can crushing commenses bi-weekly
» LostSoul13 on 2008-03-18 08:21:09

My dad is bald. Well, he shaves his head on a regular basis. Does that count?
» it's dotty (68.174.99.168) on 2008-03-18 10:53:26

wah so in the end BDC died....i thought BDC gonna die becuz all bald guys dead .....all dead dead....omg

i think i shud survive cuz i hav hair to shield the radiation...so BDC is aqua...
» elitevillain on 2008-03-18 11:04:57

never!!!!! will BDC knows if im wearing a wig?
» elitevillain on 2008-03-19 01:34:39

IN REPSONE TO YOUR RESPONSE TO ANOTHER PERSON POST LOL...
They do have a drum version of guitar hero...Its called rock band.
» lyndeep on 2008-03-19 04:22:11

Love the story btw
» lyndeep on 2008-03-19 04:28:26

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