We went to BigLots after the Farmer's Market.


These people aren't just plain old enthusiasts anymore, they're FANATICS.



Iced tea just... doesn't... seem like something you should put alcohol in, y'know?

It's like... "I'm so tough, I drink Mike's Hard Iced Tea." Just... no.

The little kid on the left looks pretty darn fierce.

He's like an angry cat or something. Just hissing at his opponent.

A celebrity diet "as seen on TV!"

It's a bottle of juice. You mix some juice with cold water and sip at it for the next FOUR HOURS. And you do this twice a day. The bottle advertises weight loss in two days.

Well gee, I wonder why it works. Let me think... maybe it's because while you're sipping at your juice mixed with water, you don't actually eat anything? That could be it.

It even tells you that it's very important not to eat food while on the diet.

My god, I swear they're trying to turn us all into anorexics.

Well looky here, it's Angie's favorite!


There were these tins of pasteurized process cheese food on a shelf. My mom liked the tin, so we bought one. :| Of course we had no plans to eat the disgusting stuff, so I shaped it into what will now be known as

PASTEURIZED PROCESS CHEESE FOOD MAN!

Here we can see him sitting in his backyard swimming pool with his cool shades and his pimpin' bling.

The stuff was seriously like, Play-Doh. Maybe a little crappier. It was rubbery and thick and just.... ew. I don't recommend getting it. Unless you have a passion for food-oriented art. In that case, go right on ahead and do what you will.

you're purposly torturing me, aren't you? I have to deal with that crap and work and now I have to revisit it at home? WTF yo?! lol. shit, we don't sell flavored lubricant at our store. . . or condoms ... or that many band aids. damn, the Big Lots I work at really, really sucks; like, more than I previously thought. and I had one of those electronic football game boxes fall on my ankle today. yeah, that was fun.
» LostSoul13 on 2008-02-23 05:57:13

Big lots is totally awesome. Also, hard tea is AWESOME. But not Mike's. Smirnoff's makes hard green tea. Every time I buy a case, I end up giving most of it away, because everyone wants a taste, and then decides it's awesome, and because I don't trust the people I know I let them keep it so I don't get creepy people germs.
» ikimashokie on 2008-02-23 07:13:11

Bwahahahahahahahhahahaha i love your cheeseman LOL it's like he's sunbathing or something haha
» frostbitten on 2008-02-24 04:16:21

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