Don't be offended, this isn't to anyone in particular. Just for laughs.

WARNING... if you're a guy and this scares you... I don't give a crap.
WARNING #2... THIS ISN'T SERIOUS!

If I was a guy, then I would be gay
Just to be with you every single day
We could dude-kiss and have lots of fun
And I could keep up with you during a run.

If I was a guy then I would be girly
I'd wear pretty things and jewelry that's pearly
Mascara and lipstick if you wanted me to
Because I'd do anything just for you.

If I was a guy I would love you still
I'd call you 'darling', you'd call me 'Bill'
Even if my stubble made you hurl...
Okay maybe I'll stick to being a girl.

Categories: Poetry [t]

haha, that's funny. I like how it ends
» LostSoul13 on 2007-01-19 10:37:06

Yes. Exam.
Huuuuge. SAT subject test on steroids.
» ranor on 2007-01-19 11:09:11

I am far from scared by this...
I am inspired. At my next available convenience, I'm telling a girl that if I was female then I would be a lesbian for her.

Its the perfect pickup line.
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2007-01-19 11:23:31

I agree with that guy with the dark sunglasses above me.
» Dilated on 2007-01-20 12:43:12

haha i ♥ your "poem". lol

btw, yeah he knows. and i mean, everything about me - my name, my face... & i dnt know what the fukk to do this monday. :s
» frostbitten on 2007-01-20 08:35:23

i hope it works out too =]
» Jinaiah on 2007-01-20 04:28:33

Ah dude you checked out Planet Noise! that's great! you like it?

nice poem haha you just inspired a guy to hypothetically become a lesbian to a girl
» feelthesound902 on 2007-01-20 07:04:55

Its gotta just be because you live in an Asian area... nobody else I know seems to know where to buy it.

And apple would be my second choice... strawberry is definetely the first :P
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2007-01-21 01:16:53

well I always wanted 2 be an lesbian, this might scare me into being one completely :-p

funny, this isn't the 1st time I bought sumthing like that up... its been a while, lol

and yes, U can keep that crown of urs :-p u'll probably be one of my allies or sumthing of that nature :-p
» CPKviperpheonix on 2007-01-21 11:52:52

I definantly don't care. Why not go to your local less than sex shop? You can get materials needed to pretend to be a guy. However, I would never be gay. Its just not me.
» ryan444123 on 2007-01-21 02:38:45

well, I emailed one teacher about it, because she said it would be up that day... she said they were "still working on it".
The other teacher, he's pretty anal about things, so I figured it would only be a matter of time... besides, it's not a difficult homework.
» ikimashokie on 2007-01-21 03:33:11

I loved the ending.
Girls Rule
» cricket on 2007-01-21 04:58:42

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