Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess. She resided in a golden palace at the edge of the world. In her garden she had every type of fruit tree in the world, but the most prized one was the golden pear tree.

The princess had horrible teeth because she kept trying to eat the golden pears, and there were no dentists in her kingdom. So she sent out a brave and noble young knight named Sir Teflen on a quest for a dentist.



Sir Teflen was secretly in love with the princess, even with her disgusting teeth, so he set out to find the dentist with the utmost joy in his heart. But on the way he realized he was going the wrong way and he fell off the edge of the world into oblivion.

The princess was very sad about this and she cried and cried for a fortnight. After that she ate many containers of ice cream and chocolate, but never gained any weight because she was a princess.

The people of the kingdom were also very sad so they too ate copious amounts of food. Unfortunately, they DID get fat and so the cliff the kingdom was on cracked under the weight of all the fat people and everyone fell off the edge of the world.



Several years later a young aspiring prince came to "save the princess" and discovered that the kingdom had disappeared. He was very distressed so he took a magic feather he had found in the forest and called an eagle for help. The eagle had had a very bad day so it told him it could help him locate the missing kingdom.

"Really??" the prince asked excitedly.

"Yes, now jump upon my back and I will take you there" said the eagle.

The prince did as he had been told, and the eagle flew over to the edge of the world and spun around, dumping the prince off its back in the process.

"Hehe" the eagle chuckled. "That guy has as many braincells as George W. Bush."





And it flew away, never to be seen again.

The moral of the story is: Stupid people must die.

And kill people without braincells--let George W. Bush be the first sacrifice!
» Silver-dot- on 2006-12-03 10:01:49

oh, shit
i had never noticed. man, oh man
» middaymoon on 2006-12-03 10:17:56

Your moral is very good...stupid people must die, but then I think that some people would think that I would need to die :(

I suppose it's not good logic...
» lazypuppy on 2006-12-03 10:35:05

I agree, stupid people must die. It'd make the world a better place :)
» LostSoul13 on 2006-12-03 10:45:41

That's a funny story!
» Kirei on 2006-12-04 01:49:44

HAHA, very very funn.y Nice illustrations BTW.
» ryan444123 on 2006-12-04 05:49:23

uhhh....
» feelthesound902 on 2006-12-04 07:03:02

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