A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence
"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"
"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation
"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes
"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
Think about it
Kill that boredom!
Binder Paper Comics
Web Comics and Such
A Distant Soil (Some nudity)
The Adventures of Gyno-Star (Some explicit stuff)
Blue Milk Special
Cigarro & Cerveja
Cyanide and Happiness
dead winter (has some explicit stuff)
Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub (PG-13?)
Eat That Toast!
The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon
For Lack of a Better Comic
Girls with Slingshots (some explicit stuff...?)
The Intrepid Girlbot
The Last Halloween
Last Train to Old Town
The League of Evil Genius
Legend of Bill
Living With Insanity (some nudity)
Love Me Nice
Married to the Sea
The Moon Prince
Moth (Some nudity)
The Non-Adventures of Wonderella
Political Cartoonists Index
Poorly Drawn Lines
The Property of Hate
Robbie and Bobby
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Scenes from a Multiverse
The Secret Knots
Stand Still. Stay Silent
Strong Female Protagonist
The Super Fogeys
Tales of Pylea
Three Word Phrase (some nudity)
Tiny Kitten Teeth
Toothpaste for Dinner
Trying Human (Some nudity)
Two Guys and Guy
Yellow Peril (PG-13)
Infrequently/No Longer Updating Web Comics
The Abominable Charles Christopher
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
The Adventures of Ellie Connelly
Bag of Toast
Bear in Mind
The Book of Biff
Chain Bear (Some explicit stuff)
Daisy is Dead
Ectopiary (Some nudity)
Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life
A Fine Example
Finn and Charlie are HITCHED
Hark! A Vagrant
Head Doctor Productions
Hello with Cheese
Kyle & Atticus
Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
Letters to a Wild Boar
Lovecraft is Missing
Meat and Plastic
The Nerds of Paradise
No Reason Comics
One Swoop Fell
Pictures for Sad Children
A Redtail's Dream
Roy's Boys (PG 13?)
Run Freak Run
The Super Gay Adventures of Ross Boston
YU + ME
Pure Flash Awesomeness
Die Anstalt : Toy Psychiatry
Clients from Hell
Creatures in My Head
Damn You Auto Correct!
Jhonen Vasquez's site
Overheard in New York
Passive Aggressive Notes
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
"Hello, and welcome to today's highschool safari. Today we will be travelling through a Californian high school."
"As you can see, this is not an indoor school. The lockers are outside, on the sides of the buildings..... why look here! Ha, it seems we've chanced upon a group of lockerus fobellus! This species of highschoolers generally 'hangs out' in front of a select few lockers. They are very territorial and will not move for anyone..."
"Next we move on to the basketball courts, a wild and dangerous place. Be careful, and please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times... I see you sir, please remove your hand from there... thank you. As I was saying, this area of the highschool campus is very dangerous, so we must watch out."
"We can see many boyicus activuses here.... this type of highschooler generally spends all time given in breaks playing basketball, or other activites requiring lots of energy. They are often aggressive, so- Sir, please don't touch the- somebody grab him! They've got him! Somebody help!- Oh- well I did warn you to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle....."
"Now we're coming to a building called the 'Fieldhouse'. The reason for this name is currently unknown, as it is neither field, nor house. Here are several more of the boyicus activus species.... playing with a tennis ball. This specific group tends to stay near the wall here, but can sometimes be seen venturing into the basketball courts. WATCH YOUR HEADS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"
"Ah, look at this one, with the green hat and the brown hair.... he appears to be making some sort of battle cry.... do you hear it? You might want to examine this strange ritual... but please don't go too close. There is still danger of being injured. Now he's removing one of the outer layers of his clothing, and we can see the brightly colored markings on the shirt underneath... fascinating, isn't it?...."
"Nearby are the stalkerous girletus, sometimes seen to apparently watch the boyicus activuses..... Their natural habitat is near this metal object here, known as the 'monkey bars'. Only one is currently up there, and I think it gives her a better view of her prey...."
"We're running out of time, so let's move on."
"This is the 'quad' where all the popularus kidsises hang out. Next to them we have the subpopularus kidsises, and over here at this table there are the nerdimus cardplayeri."
"Oh dear, it appears that we've completely run out of time.... Please step carefully out of the vehicle and exit through the door to your left, and thank you for visiting today's highschool safari. Enjoy the rest of your day."
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haha that's great, reminds me so much of my high school days; and the turkey wasn't really by choice. she just got what she was given. Now if I were at home, my mom only buys maybe a 13 or 14 lb. turkey. But since I'm not at home, I have to deal with what I'm being served. :)
» LostSoul13 on 2006-11-22 01:29:48
Haha, great. I don't fit any of your categories, I am on the fringe. w00t!
» ryan444123 on 2006-11-22 12:22:11
hahaa great story! luv how you categorized the high school stereotypes as "species."
i dont get it wats IMG?
» feelthesound902 on 2006-11-23 06:15:30
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