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"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness." ~ D.H. Lawrence "Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?" "Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost." ~ Seneca "People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect." ~ Daydream Nation "All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." ~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes "The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road." ~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~ William Blake Think about it Musicalities! Kill that boredom!
Binder Paper Comics Web Comics and Such A Distant Soil (Some nudity) The Adventures of Gyno-Star (Some explicit stuff) Aquapunk Axe Cop Basic Instructions Bear Nuts Beeserker Blue Milk Special Bug Buttersafe ChannelATE Cigarro & Cerveja Crunchy Bunches Curia Regis Cyanide and Happiness dead winter (has some explicit stuff) Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub (PG-13?) Diesel Sweeties DUBBLEBABY Eat That Toast! E-merl.com The End Evil Diva Evil Inc. Existential Comics The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon For Lack of a Better Comic Forming (Explicit) Girls with Slingshots (some explicit stuff...?) Mirror The Last Halloween Last Train to Old Town L.A.W.L.S. The League of Evil Genius Legend of Bill Living With Insanity (some nudity) Love Me Nice Married to the Sea Meaty Yogurt Medium Large The Meek Metacarpolis Monsterhood Monsterkind The Moon Prince Moth (Some nudity) Mr. Lovenstein Muddlers Beat Natalie Dee Nedroid The Non-Adventures of Wonderella Optipess Out There Owen's Uncles Phuzzy Comics Political Cartoonists Index Poorly Drawn Lines Powernap The Property of Hate Red Meat Rice Boy Robbie and Bobby Rosscott, Inc. Safely Endangered Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Savage Chickens Scary Go Round Scenes from a Multiverse The Secret Knots Serenity Rose Stand Still. Stay Silent Stinking Hellebore Strong Female Protagonist Subnormality Tales of Pylea Three Word Phrase (some nudity) Tiny Kitten Teeth Toothpaste for Dinner Trying Human (Some nudity) Two Guys and Guy Wilde Life Witchy xkcd Yellow Peril (PG-13) Infrequently/No Longer Updating Web Comics The Abominable Charles Christopher The Adventures of Dr. McNinja The Adventures of Ellie Connelly American Hell Bag of Toast Bear in Mind Bobwhite The Book of Biff Brat-halla Brightest Broodhollow Bullfinch Camp Weedonwantcha Chain Bear (Some explicit stuff) Chainsawsuit Conspiracy Friends! Daisy is Dead Distillum Dream Life Dumm Comics Ectopiary (Some nudity) Edemia Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life A Fine Example Finn and Charlie are HITCHED Floodmud Freaks! Green Wake Gun Show Hark! A Vagrant Head Doctor Productions Hello with Cheese Helpful Figures Hollow Mountain IDK Comics Inscribing Ardi Intragalactic The Intrepid Girlbot JBabb Comics Kyle & Atticus Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space Letters to a Wild Boar Lovecraft is Missing Manta-man Meat and Plastic Minimalism Sucks Mis- Moe Moon Town The Nerds of Paradise Nimona No Reason Comics Odd-Fish One Swoop Fell Patches Pictures for Sad Children Raymondo Person A Redtail's Dream Riotfish Roy's Boys (PG 13?) Run Freak Run Saint's Way Shortpacked! Sin Titulo Snowflakes Split Lip Spooky Doofus SubCulture Super Buzzkill The Super Fogeys The Super Gay Adventures of Ross Boston Thermohalia Troubletown Mirror Ugly Girl YU + ME 2815 Monument Pure Flash Awesomeness Aardvardkbutter.com Angry Alien Die Anstalt : Toy Psychiatry The Frown Hoogerbrugge Other Bogleech Clients from Hell Brian Despain Creatures in My Head Damn You Auto Correct! Jhonen Vasquez's site Overheard in New York Passive Aggressive Notes Submarinechannel.com Superdickery UHpinions Whirled | Fishies Monday. 10.23.06 8:09 pm The king of the country was a great gourmet. His favorite activity was eating. All day long he would sample various dishes and succulent morsels of the foods his esteemed royal chefs placed before him. When he wasn't tasting exotic substances he ruled his kingdom, which happened to be quite advanced in the culinary arts. This was his life.
One day he was eating a carefully prepared salmon fillet when he chanced upon something unusual. The king had discovered a small bone in his fish. It choked him and made his royal throat quite sore, which severely distressed him. As soon as the bone was extracted from his system he decided that nothing of the sort should ever happen again, to him or anyone else. He called up his royal lawmaker, and told him: "I want you to make a law." The royal lawmaker said "yes, that is my job; what do you want the law to be?" The king then proceeded to tell him of his plan. "I decree that no fish should be allowed to have bones, and any such possession of said item is to be punishable by death. All fish are now required to be boneless." Though the lawmaker thought this an immeasureably idiotic idea, he wrote it down. After all, what could he do? Talk back to the king and bad things happen... Several weeks later the king was dining upon an especially delicious piece of halibut when he found another bone. This one got lodged in his throat and choked him to death. The end. The moral of the story is: Powerful idiots are no better than normal idiots. Recommended by 5 Members 9 Comments. guess what? that amazing story being read while listening to La Noyee makes for quite swell entertainment! » middaymoon on 2006-10-23 08:43:16 it's amazing i listen to it over and over again. and it gets shorter each time. :-/ » middaymoon on 2006-10-23 08:57:13 no lol » middaymoon on 2006-10-23 09:16:37 if it really is rated R then there's no way i can see it. my mom, plus i prolly won't be able to rent it from anywhere. it's illegal under 17 here in SC. what do you think of my short story? it isn't random, but i like it » middaymoon on 2006-10-23 09:25:01 i tried writing a suquel to one of my stories once but i don't really remember how it turned out. and my notebook got stolen. so i can't go look. which kinda sucks, and i can't find the original either. arg. it was something about a crayon, a...backpack? and a pocket protector who live in a town under a bed. in the first one the pocket protector feels bad cause his parents are mouth guards, and he's a nerdy pocket protector. and his dust bunny gets lost up in the Spring mountains or w/e, and he has to save it before (something about the dude going to sleep and flattening anything in the Spring Mountains) and the bedbugs eat it. then they jump off of the mountains right before the Great Falling or w/e it was called. » middaymoon on 2006-10-23 09:40:48 woooow. Middaymoon is actually four--no, five people...wow... Anywayz, did you choke on a fish today? Just gobble his eyes up--you'll get your revenge. » Silver-dot- on 2006-10-23 10:24:55 I hope bush chokes on a bone. » dave on 2006-10-25 11:47:54 Your story is probably the best short story I've ever written. We're making children's books in my Graphic Com class, and mine was about a giraffe and a lion, but if it's alright with you, I might just redo all my graphics and have it follow this story line. Ha. » bananaface on 2008-02-03 12:10:01 ha ha very creative » Midnight on 2008-02-03 02:38:35
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