If you don't understand my title, it means "stories," just randomified a little. :)

And of course, I am going to write some stories for you. But very short ones.

The Little Ladybug
Once into the future there lived a giant ladybug whose name was Gympod. This ladybug was the color of lemon flavored snowcones and loved to skip merrily around the Sun. Nobody could get Gympod down. Then one day a giant borl accidently stepped on Gympod and everybody had vegan muffins. The end.
Moral: Don't eat lemon flavored snowcones.

Bobby Plankatank
There never lived a person named Bobby Plankatank. But there did live a Billy Prampatamp. Billy liked to eat cardigans and draw snails. He was a very normal little scamp. Everybody liked Billy. Except for everybody in the world. So they went to his TV and burned down his Pokemon collection. Then they gave him atomic wedgies and flew away to the land of the Lakes. The End.
Moral: Don't follow trends like Pokemon.

The Beautiful Princess
Eleventeen times under a place there lived a hideous old witch whose name was Marmaladle. She turned herself into a beautiful princess and even though she was horribly spoiled and mean and didn't brush her teeth or ever take showers everyone loved her because she starred in a Disney film. The End.
Moral: Most people only care about appearances.

Future Wide Eyes
In the future, 790 years ago, there will be checkmarks and Chex. The hero strangegarbage will arise and try to bring down the evil Yourstuff, but will fail because Yourstuff has too many followers. The other heros larrycat and slimboat will create an empire of french fried tomatoes, and the bag will cover the moon with cheesesticks. But Yourstuff will rule the world so they will all move to Mars and live happily ever after. The End.
Moral: Titles may have nothing to do with the stories they accompany.

Perilous Clams
In the caves of Imbardigo there lives a clan of Perilous Clams. They appear as ordinary, run-of-the-mill clams, but they hide a secret so dangerous that anybody who knows it immediately dies. Since the Perilous Clams know the secret they die. And now all the Perilous Clams are dead. Buy them now for $5.99 a pound!
Moral: Nothing gets in the way of business.

lol
i love ur stories!! :)))))) i especially liked the bobby/bill p story..lol
» frostbitten on 2006-10-21 05:18:10

nice
very nice :P
» LostSoul13 on 2006-10-21 07:34:42

My favorite person is Marmaladle.
» Silver-dot- on 2006-10-21 11:50:24

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