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Starchtastical Magic Bleach
Sunday, October 8, 2006
This is the story of a container of bleach. MAGICAL bleach. SPECIAL MAGICAL bleach.

Once under a time there didn't live a magical wizard who enchanted things. Instead, there was a small semi-magical piece of belly-button lint. This was due to the large budget cuts earlier in the year. "No No!" the king had said. "We just can't spend any money on magic this year! We're already behind because of that war in Tleffkatopialtrook!" "But sir!" his chief advisor had protested "we don't really KNOW that the Tleffkatopialtrooks have extra dangerous swords of doom!" "Yeah well I'm the king so I say they do!" replied the king, and that was that.

Little did they know that the evil Pringlomaniac was coming towards the kingdom!!!! *DUN DUN DUNNNNN!*



The evil Pringlomaniac was notorious for his evilness and cunning. He had the ability to make you fat.... with 50732058 tasty chips of DOOM!!! Because of his successful snack company he had made a fortune, and was using his money to terrorize the populace. Once, a great worrier had stood against him...

"But you're making people FAT!" said the worrier.
"MWAHAHAHA I don't care!" said Pringlomaniac.
"If you make people too fat the world will tip over and we will all die!" the worrier complained.
"Well I still have my MONEEEEYYYY!Y!!!" Pringlomaniac replied.
"Waaaah the world is going to tip over and we'll all fall off and become lemons!" cried the worrier.



But of course Pringlomaniac didn't care. He was rich. Who cares about silly things like the world when you're rich?

But the semi-magical belly-button lint needed to stop him! It knew it had to save the kingdom even if the king was stupid. So it summoned some magical bleach to kill the evil Pringlomaniac.



The magical Starchtastical bleach was dumped onto Pringlomaniac's head and he got turned into a Pikachu doll. And he had to say "Pika!" for the rest of his life. And the king used all of his money to search for extra dangerous swords of doom in Tleffkatopialtrook. But he didn't find any because he was stupid.

The End.

The moral of this short story is: Starchtastical loves you! :)
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dave middaymoon randomjunk
4 Comments.


that is entertaining
you messed up the first image. but it was very good art. such a shame. PRINGLOMANIAC! i suspect that there are hidden metaphors in this story...
» middaymoon on 2006-10-08 10:48:16

LOL, that was hilarious. Thank you for sharing your knowledge.

I also love the music. I never knew what the song was called, till now. "Mr. Sandman bon-bon-bon-bon..."
» dave on 2006-10-09 01:00:00

haha

(and my reply was so long i wouldn't post it here lol)
» crochetmama on 2006-10-09 10:02:29

Ten pennies...
Yeah, that's the same thing I thought.
» ikimashokie on 2006-10-09 05:12:41

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