Instead of a story, I'm going to write a nursery rhyme.

Mousie Wousie had a lousie
on his furry little head
Mousie Wousie smacked the lousie
till the little louse was dead

Lousie's mom burned Mousie's housie
Mousie's housie was no more
So Mousie ate mommy Lousie
and it made his stomach sore

Mousie went and tipped a cowsie
Cowsie didn't like it much
she kicked Mousie who said "WOWSIE!"
now Mousie walks with a crutch

The moral of the nursery rhyme is: If your name is Mousie your life will suck.

Categories: Poetry [t]

lol...

I like the moral...your life will just suck. I wonder what other names that could apply for???
» lazypuppy on 2006-09-24 01:49:09

Glad my name aint Mousie
» Nrgjester on 2006-09-24 02:05:06

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