Well I'm bored again so I've decided to bless you all and make up another fanciful tale. And this one is going to have pictures.


The Little Emu with a Mullet

There once lived a little emu in Canada. This little emu had a mullet she was very proud of. Her mullet's name was Samantha.



Phoebe, as the little emu was called, loved Samantha and they often went out together to have fun. They went to parks, the bathroom, and even Australia. Samantha and Phoebe were best friends.

One day while at the local pickle bar Samantha saw the handsomest squirrel she had ever seen. She immediately fell in love with him. So she and Phoebe went over to talk to him and they had a very good time talking about trees and other squirrely matters. The squirrel's name was Computer and he was from the land of Cake Dish, the neighboring country of Pie Dish. Phoebe didn't tell her best friend, but she had also fallen in love with Computer.



The next morning Samantha and Phoebe went down Route 66 in their spaceship and saw Computer on the road. He had gotten run over by a Hummer with rednecks in it.



They were very sad and ate ice cream and pie until they weighed 100,000lbs. Then they blew up.

The end.

The moral of the story is: Hummers are bad because they make people blow up.

reply to ur comment.
he whines like a bitch XD

now to my normal comment....
interesting pics. lol
» Bizzle_whore on 2006-09-18 06:08:33

I think the pictures made the story WAY more interesting ;)
» lazypuppy on 2006-09-18 06:09:48

Lol
It concerns me that the mullet has a red scalp...I hope that no animals were harmed in the making of this film lol.

Aww poor squirrel. But I don't like Hummers anyway...and not because they make people explode. Sorry if anybody hear drives one, but the people who occupy Hummers tend to be jerks lol.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2006-09-18 06:25:18

You forgot to mention that the squirrel had a mullet of it's own...No, that is not Samantha!
The two mullets fell in love and had mullet kids--one for each member of the animal kingdom. ^-^
» Silver-dot- on 2006-09-18 06:27:22

hahaha
this is insane!!!!

i ♥ it!! :DDD
» frostbitten on 2006-09-18 07:00:20

hmmm.
without morals, we'd be nothing. more stories like this, please.

cheers,
sank
» thaitanic on 2006-09-18 07:15:38

It doesn't bother me that people don't side with me, but I will talk until I feel have adequately explained my feelings/side, and the person understands it. Apparently this annoys my friends/family when I'm talking to "important" people.
» ikimashokie on 2006-09-18 07:29:43

wow lol those are some crazy pics. what fun would the internet be without photoshop?
» crochetmama on 2006-09-18 07:31:08

oh btw, paint shop pro isn't free...hehe but there are ways you could get hacks/rips..there's limewire for instance..but then u'd have to have real fast internet connection..hehe

» frostbitten on 2006-09-18 07:32:54

really?? how did you get the cut out shapes with the hair?
» crochetmama on 2006-09-18 08:17:13

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