Every time I come back from another page to the home one my popularity points have multiplied. Like rabbits. Or mice. Or... *gasp!* cockroaches! Except I guess they wouldn't survive a nuclear bomb....

I'm bored. I'm going to make up a story.

Once upon a pie dish in a land about two blocks away there lived a hamster named Bogo. He was named that because his mother was a pogo stick and his father was a clown. Bogo was an ordinary hamster, except for the fact that he was seven feet tall and had bright green feathers instead of fur. He lived an ordinary life of gathering food and collecting soft things to put in his nest. Then one day he went to the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza.

Bogo had a crush on a pretty dwarf hamster named Kiblet. She had sleek brown fur and the most beautiful dark black eyes of all the hamsters in the world. Kiblet was the princess of Pie Dish. She loved to run around and bite people. Because of this she was not a very popular princess but nobody could do anything about it because they hadn't invented hamster democracy yet.

Kiblet did not like Bogo and he knew that but he asked her to the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza anyway. She said no so he made a clone of her in his basement and he went with the clone instead. Because Bogo failed science back when he was but a wee five foot tall green feathered hamster his cloning machine sucked and Kiblet II looked like Condoleeza Rice, only more furry and hamstery.

Every hamster in Pie Dish was at the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza and was having a good time when Bogo got there. He looked marvelous in his bright orange tuxedo and Kiblet II had on someone's old graduation dress from the thrift store. They stode over to the punch table, smiling and saying hi to all of their friends. No hamster had ever seen such a perfect couple.

Then all of a sudden Kiblet II's glass slippers broke and she had to go to the hospital to get the glass removed. It ruined everyone's evening and Bogo had to make another clone because Kiblet II got melted by the glass. And then Pie Dish blew up because Kiblet III was radioactive and she went crazy and drank all the punch at the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza.


The moral of the story is:
Don't make clones, because they make bad dance partners.

OMG...that hamster story is all over!

Yes, I agree...clones = bad!!
» lazypuppy on 2006-09-17 09:58:00

Hey
Lol I liked your story....
» Princess_00 on 2006-09-17 10:26:12

i answered your answer on my own entry to save your readers the surprise haha
» crochetmama on 2006-09-17 11:01:44

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